an elf walks in. he has a briefcase and a clipboard, and pulls out 3 contracts – one with monty’s name, one with bogdan’s, and one with all of our names. this is lovick, our lawyer. Continue reading “afterparty”
THE WEDDING
description
joaquin: you're trying to help the wedding and not sabotage it? ireth: i could help with that! [emily]: or you could kill him!
robbing a bank
summary
jojo: everything looks really weird havi: that's called bad vision i'm sorry joaquin: ARE YOU COLORBLIND
the cult of sorrows
summary
caranthir: BITCHES BE CRAZY caranthir: *casts lightning bolt*
why do our friends keep dying
felicity gives us a box, philip storms off, tanum dies again
[shad]: we go to the room & lock the door [kayla]: we don't have a dead body this time, it's fine! [kayla]: for once
rite of passage
ireth turns into coins, havi & dahlia get trapped, jojo surfs on sand
[emily]: i have message!!! i can send it to someone i'm familiar with [shad]: *gasps* we're friends!!!!! [ben]: who would you like to send the message to? [shad]: we're friends!!!!! [emily]: joaquin
dwarf/drow war
shad cries, jojo & ireth fight over an ax, tanum grows a tree
[kayla]: did he do anything but grow a tree and get us wet? [emily]: THAT'S ALL HE DID [emily]: if he had done it in the reverse order he could've at least helped the tree grow
enter: jamal
caranthir realizes his destiny, tanum cooks breakfast, everyone jumps in a hole
tanum: *grabs havi's hand* havi: tanum: well ... it's the thing to do, i guess! havi: JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE JUMPS INTO A PIT DOESN'T MEAN--
navigating twice as fast
it’s joaquin’s birthday, caranthir gets his ears clipped, a drow bursts through our window
havi: jojo is his own person, he can do whatever he wants
havi: if he wants to go get KILLED, then he can go get KILLED
jojo: I'M NOT GONNA GO GET KILLED
joaquin: you're gonna go get killed