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jojo: everything looks really weird havi: that's called bad vision i'm sorry joaquin: ARE YOU COLORBLIND
holiday party
lia is engaged, there’s a snowball fight, joaquin rolls a 1 to have fun
clint: wait what did you say jojo: rosalind? clint: uhhhhhh jojo: what do you know about rosalind? ireth: did she sleep with BOTH of-- clint: it was ONE night joaquin: *starts drinking heavily*
the cult of sorrows
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caranthir: BITCHES BE CRAZY caranthir: *casts lightning bolt*
why do our friends keep dying
felicity gives us a box, philip storms off, tanum dies again
[shad]: we go to the room & lock the door [kayla]: we don't have a dead body this time, it's fine! [kayla]: for once
rite of passage
ireth turns into coins, havi & dahlia get trapped, jojo surfs on sand
[emily]: i have message!!! i can send it to someone i'm familiar with [shad]: *gasps* we're friends!!!!! [ben]: who would you like to send the message to? [shad]: we're friends!!!!! [emily]: joaquin
dwarf/drow war
shad cries, jojo & ireth fight over an ax, tanum grows a tree
[kayla]: did he do anything but grow a tree and get us wet? [emily]: THAT'S ALL HE DID [emily]: if he had done it in the reverse order he could've at least helped the tree grow
enter: jamal
caranthir realizes his destiny, tanum cooks breakfast, everyone jumps in a hole
tanum: *grabs havi's hand* havi: tanum: well ... it's the thing to do, i guess! havi: JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE JUMPS INTO A PIT DOESN'T MEAN--
navigating twice as fast
it’s joaquin’s birthday, caranthir gets his ears clipped, a drow bursts through our window
havi: jojo is his own person, he can do whatever he wants
havi: if he wants to go get KILLED, then he can go get KILLED
jojo: I'M NOT GONNA GO GET KILLED
joaquin: you're gonna go get killed
meekus markus the maritime mage
meekus dies, lia murders some trees, tanum wilds out
tanum: i wanted to be an adventurer like you, havi!
tanum: so i sold everything from the shop!! and here i am!!!
havi:
havi:
havi: you WHAT