talmage sazerac

AGE | BIRTHDAY  25 | November 19 (Have a Bad Day Day)
IDENTITY  he/they
BODY  5’3″ | freckles | sharp but soft | 2 sets of horns | neck brand | foot pawpads

RACE  tiefling (pink/indigo)
CLASSES  wizard | artificer
ALIGNMENT  chaotic neutral

PROFESSION  Brighthaven student | wannabe resistence member

VOICE  Harley Poe
ZODIAC  Scorpio


ink ★ sheer ★ being left out/behind ★ not getting what he wants ★ REVOLUTION


annoyingly stern but an extremely comforting presence, PLEASE stop fucking magically commanding people tho


princess cursed to be a dragonborn, wants revenge on the god that killed her family, which, like, fair


apparently his brother


helped talmage escape from brighthaven, was brayden lucille’s fiance


ex-vale, was partners with isaac graves, is now a vampire, uhhhhh it’s complicated

no homo bro

yo fuck him for real tho

broke talmage’s ankle once for a bit


luci’s ex-buddy

(oh my god they were roommates)


old professor, now part of a resistance against the vale

vivienne’s ex-fiance, stabbed talmage once, super boring & has heterochromia

rocco’s brother, strong beliefs regarding how tieflings are treated, missing, apparently talmage’s brother

rocco’s babysitter, Do Not Anger Him, could kill you instantly, loves his cats

can heal & perform miracles, used to be bishop’s retainer, things are Weird now

attractive man in purple who could see through talmage’s disguise

talmage was conditioned to believe that the magic he could do, as well as his very existence, was inherently evil. after bowing his head for too many years, he grew rebellious and bitter towards the organization that repeatedly beat him down.

as a young adult, he found and attended one of the few secret wizarding schools hidden around the country. these havens were kept secret from the vale in order to protect those who sought out a safe space to practice magic.

after the school was discovered by the vale, it was quickly destroyed, and talmage was left feeling lost, betrayed, and angry. an officer had branded him, something he soon found out caused him great pain when he tried to cast traditional wizard spells. slacking off in class paid off, however, and talmage found a way to bypass it. the unique artificer magic he had been slowly developing, using ink and symbols as its main components, were different enough to slip through the brand’s restrictions.

eventually talmage was picked up by the rockfort circus, a group of performers disguising their magical origins as simple parlor tricks. he is currently searching for a way to remove his brand and overthrow an evil megachurch.

he’s a bratty sub who might do the opposite of what you told him to just to be difficult!!!


despite being in the ideal environment, talmage was not a very good student. he slacked off and ignored the curriculum in favor of working on personal projects instead!

these “personal projects” typically involved taking the current coursework and pushing its limits, usually in dangerous ways. he borrowed school resources he shouldn’t have access to and caused a decent amount of property damage during his time there.

eventually he developed his own type of spellcasting, using certain objects and actions as the basis of his spells as opposed to the traditional wand and component pouch. as a frequent doodler and occasional graffiti artist, talmage was already drawn to the feeling he got when leading ink across paper. harnessing that and applying it to his magical studies became his new hobby.


talmage uses calligrapher’s tools to cast spells!

concentrating on a spell involves protecting the life of the ink – if concentration is broken, the ink probably dissipates or smears. these are a few examples of how he casts his spells:

  • LIGHT – paint onto object
  • GUIDANCE – paint motiviating phrase onto skin
  • ALARM – paint a line around the warded area, add bell symbol with same stroke – makes wind chime noise
  • DISGUISE SELF – paint directly onto face (different symbols produce different appearances)
  • IDENTIFY – paint onto a pair of glasses, use glasses to see through the spell
  • CURE WOUNDS – paint onto skin using something with holy energy
  • “talmage” means “ringing of bells”
  • “talmage” typically auto-corrects to “magenta”

je sais qui tu es
imagine this playing as talmage runs from the walls of his crumbling school


what’s a devil to do?
and if it’s evil that you’re planting, then it’s evil that will grow

the run and go
i have killed a man and all i know

thanks, bastards!
god he probably spent so many nights in holding cells lmao


i don’t trust u anymore
is this referring to the vale as a whole or just aurabri’s betrayal? who knows

see you at your funeral

meat bag
everybody try to play it square, follow the rules, but i don’t care

years of war
just know, mine is a hand to hold, take back what the kingdom stole

art school wannabe
just a good sad art student vibe lol

black me out
fuck off, etc

you don’t know who i am or what i have been through, so don’t dare tell me what i should and shouldn’t do

piranhas club
if you gotta scream until your voice breaks i say do it, and if you gotta punch your dad in the face i say … think about it … do it

i’ve been wasting all my time, used to care but never mind, fireballs out of my eyes burning down your temple

might quit
do you remember the way that we dreamed we could change our lives

coming soon!

newest at top

merry crisisby edison
(implied talmage & luci, rated M)

*goes absolutely fucking feral*by emi
(talmage/luci, ares/luci, rated M)

benefits by edison
(talmage/bishop, rated M)

there’s no frogs in this oneby emi
(talmage/luci, rated G)

petty by emi
(bishop/luci, talmage/luci, rated T)

healing hands by brian
(talmage/bishop, rated M)

no homoby emi
(talmage/luci, rated G)

eye for an eyeby charlie
(talmage/luci, rated M)

liar’s diceby charlie
(talmage/luci, rated E)