holiday party

lia is engaged, there’s a snowball fight, joaquin rolls a 1 to have fun

clint: wait what did you say
jojo: rosalind?
clint: uhhhhhh
jojo: what do you know about rosalind?
ireth: did she sleep with BOTH of--
clint: it was ONE night
joaquin: *starts drinking heavily*

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why do our friends keep dying

 

felicity gives us a box, philip storms off, tanum dies again

[shad]: we go to the room & lock the door
[kayla]: we don't have a dead body this time, it's fine!
[kayla]: for once

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dwarf/drow war

 

shad cries, jojo & ireth fight over an ax, tanum grows a tree

[kayla]: did he do anything but grow a tree and get us wet?
[emily]: THAT'S ALL HE DID
[emily]: if he had done it in the reverse order he could've at least helped the tree grow

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enter: jamal

 

caranthir realizes his destiny, tanum cooks breakfast, everyone jumps in a hole

tanum: *grabs havi's hand*
havi:
tanum: well ... it's the thing to do, i guess!
havi: JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE JUMPS INTO A PIT DOESN'T MEAN--

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navigating twice as fast

 

it’s joaquin’s birthday, caranthir gets his ears clipped, a drow bursts through our window

havi: jojo is his own person, he can do whatever he wants
havi: if he wants to go get KILLED, then he can go get KILLED
jojo: I'M NOT GONNA GO GET KILLED
joaquin: you're gonna go get killed

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meekus markus the maritime mage

 

meekus dies, lia murders some trees, tanum wilds out

tanum: i wanted to be an adventurer like you, havi!
tanum: so i sold everything from the shop!! and here i am!!!
havi:
havi:
havi: you WHAT

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