shad cries, jojo & ireth fight over an ax, tanum grows a tree

[kayla]: did he do anything but grow a tree and get us wet?
[emily]: THAT'S ALL HE DID
[emily]: if he had done it in the reverse order he could've at least helped the tree grow


they all landed in water. havi’s paper is ruined.

we meet lord atsafune, king of the drow and join the drow/dwarf war???? we literally start battle right after arriving lol. (ashley makes penny figures for everyone – tanum’s has a heart on it)


they join the battle. jojo considers throwing tanum. jojo is bloodied almost immediately.

tanum’s magic fucks up and rains a kraft single of water onto the entire party. [x] that’s all it does. we yell at caranthir not to cast lightning. he does it anyway

a dwarf pulls out a 9 soul-stealing sword – jojo is hit with it. shad begins to cry. havi misses all of his attacks. shad cries more.

[shad]: *after crying* can i double rage

tanum grows a tree. [x]

jojo calls dibs on a cool ax. jojo goes unconscious. the drow win! yay


ireth wants the ax jojo called dibs on. shad and kayla fight over it for like three hours

havi: *runs to tanum and hits him over the head*
havi: STOP TRYING TO HELP US IN COMBAT
havi: BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT IT
tanum: I'M SORRY!!! i was just trying to help ...
[kayla]: did he do anything but grow a tree and get us wet?
[emily]: THAT'S ALL HE DID
[emily]: if he had done it in the reverse order he could've at least helped the tree grow

joaquin gets a soul-stealing sword.

we find out the dwarves and drow are fighting for resources. the dwarves are attempting to create more gods so they can retaliate better.

we learn about and meet felicity, dahlia’s old mentor.


philip disappears because he thinks he heard meekus’s voice. we are sad. 🙁

we learn meekus is a spirit, not a god.


[emily]: do you remember when i had that vision???
[emily]: did i notice anything about the surroundings or was it just dark
[ben]: it was just dark
[emily]: okay
[shad]:
[shad]: .....did i???
[emily]: you weren't THERE
[ben]: you also don't have MAGIC VISION
[emily]: can i do a 2nd perception check on the blood
[tim]: do you have a microscope
[emily]: i have a MAGNIFYING GLASS
[tim]: that is NOT the same thing
[emily]: YES IT IS THIS IS MEDIEVAL TIMES
[emily]: THAT IS TOTALLY THE SAME SHIT
[kayla]: "wow! it's the same blood splatter ... but bigger!!!"