talmage: so was kissing ME better than kissing hector? luci: *crosses his arms, looks away* yeah, definitely.
LANTERN KING: You should be more mindful of your guardian. LANTERN KING: Please, keep that ... handled.
OREV: ... I'm gonna be reinforcing my door, is all I'm saying. SALEM: I mean, you don't really have to do that, but if it makes you feel better— OREV: No, I probably will anyways. OREV: You're a nightmare and a menace.
OREV: (relieved) ... Oh GOD OREV: I wasn’t sure to be WORRIED or SCARED— I THOUGHT you were gonna say that it happened to ANJAY and I was like, GOD, ya finally killed him didn’t ya? You finally just snapped and ya killed somebody in the middle of a match. OREV: But no, it’s yer snake? What’s wrong with yer snake?
ANJAY: Salem, I’m like— on a scale from zero to like, a thousand, I am a thousand percent sure he hates her. SALEM: Well, yeah, but in like, a special way, you know? ANJAY: ... What kind of special way do you mean? SALEM: ... Aren’t they fucking? ANJAY: No!! No???
luci: GIDLEY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD talmage: PUT THE FUCKING KNIFE AWAY [ashley]: he's awake! Continue reading "does it have pockets"
rocco: *yelling* RAJA!! raja: *SQUAWK SQUAWK* talmage: SHHHHH bishop: oh my GOD we're trying to be QUIET
talmage paints rocks, luci does yoga, bishop rescues a friend (?)
talmage: i think if you learned more about these things that you can do, you would be able to process that stress a lot better rocco: you know who's really good at magic, luci? talmage: (shouting) i LITERALLY can't cast most of the magic i used to be able to! rocco: ... i meant radious talmage: oh radious: *laughs* he thought you were talking about him
a cat explodes, talmage breaks & enters, luci’s intelligence is questioned
radious: is he an idiot? everyone: mmmmmmmmm ... radious: is he enough of an idiot to follow the cat here? everyone: hmmmmmmmm ...
raja dreams, rocco prays, bishop fucks up
[dee]: i mean thus far we have a 20% chance of poison and a 10% chance of mayonnaise [emily]: mayonnaise is a form of poison [ashley]: IT IS