phantom knights: 1-11

CAMROSE: ... Is it common for parents to navigate the campus?
LUDO: Only when their sons have trouble answering mail.
LEVI: I’ll reply to the next one, okay?
LUDO: Thank you, that would be lovely! I just wanted you to remember who pays your tuition.
LUDO: That’s a joke, of course!

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bringing angel back

OREV: (relieved) ... Oh GOD
OREV: I wasn’t sure to be WORRIED or SCARED— I THOUGHT you were gonna say that it happened to ANJAY and I was like, GOD, ya finally killed him didn’t ya? You finally just snapped and ya killed somebody in the middle of a match.
OREV: But no, it’s yer snake? What’s wrong with yer snake?

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revelations

ANJAY: Salem, I’m like— on a scale from zero to like, a thousand, I am a thousand percent sure he hates her.
SALEM: Well, yeah, but in like, a special way, you know?
ANJAY: ... What kind of special way do you mean?
SALEM: ... Aren’t they fucking?
ANJAY: No!! No???

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