there are two dragons. you are gay

raja goes for a swim, rocco chokes on pickles, luci says goodbye

talmage: i'm just saying it's like, it's gold ... it's gold, right?
bishop: do you want me to just carry it out in my hands?
rocco: i have a jar of pickles if somebody wants to eat 'em really fast!
talmage: do you???
rocco: do you want some pickles?
talmage: to replace that jar with liquid gold? yes, i will eat a thousand pickles.
bishop: we don't have to eat the pickles, we can dump the pickles out
[emily]: can you IMAGINE
[emily]: someone else coming down here through this FUCKIN' dungeon
[emily]: and they just see pickles on the ground
[dee]: next to the remains of a pile of gold
[emily]: something happened here

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the blood of 14 beetles

luci is bored and therefore a public menace, bishop makes friends, talmage practices normal magic in a normal way

rocco: are you sure you're not like, part cat?
bishop: no.
rocco: are you a cat god?
bishop: i am not a cat, and i am not a god.
cat: *PURRING LOUDLY*
bishop: this cat is very loud in my ear.

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charmed the pants off him

mr. graves gets a letter, bishop steals pants, talmage lights up

luci: is he like your ... babysitter?
luci: he sounds like ... a nanny? is he your nanny?
rocco: that's not--
luci: butler? but like, in charge of you
rocco: he's like a nanny, but he's really good at, like, kung-fu fighting and stuff
luci: ... a ninja nanny
talmage: ... a bodyguard?
rocco: he's a bodyguard! he's my bodyguard.
rocco: ... that makes me sound like a little bit of a baby and a loser

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cats can’t use doors

we struggle with doors, cast zone of truth, find a disaster

raja: can you use your wings? the wings that got us into trouble in the first place?
bishop: my wings didn't get ANY of us into trouble
raja: your wings got ALL of us into trouble
talmage: your wings very specifically got me arrested
rocco: both of us!
bishop:
bishop: *activates his wings*

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breaching the wall

bishop flies, we play children’s card games, rocco punches a bird

[ashley]: it's not THAT hard to juggle
[ashley]: i can juggle
[shad]: of course you can 
[shad]: & you can make BALLOON animals GO TO THE FUCKING CIRCUS ASHLEY

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the masquerade

nero propositions a threesome, rico & riggs share a dance, nadira causes a commotion 

[emily]: Bela can probably find their way to Rose Night and approaches just as multiple strangers are attempting to shove things in his mouth
[ashley]: not the first time

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happy valentine’s day

carmen & spades share an intimate moment, bogdan asks the nightingale for help, nero returns to his former self

spades: i pledge my darkness to you
carmen: ok

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