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[shad]: i don't trust them [ashley]: you trust lia. always [shad]: [shad]: shut up
THE WEDDING
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joaquin: you're trying to help the wedding and not sabotage it? ireth: i could help with that! [emily]: or you could kill him!
robbing a bank
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jojo: everything looks really weird havi: that's called bad vision i'm sorry joaquin: ARE YOU COLORBLIND
holiday party
lia is engaged, there’s a snowball fight, joaquin rolls a 1 to have fun
clint: wait what did you say jojo: rosalind? clint: uhhhhhh jojo: what do you know about rosalind? ireth: did she sleep with BOTH of-- clint: it was ONE night joaquin: *starts drinking heavily*
the cult of sorrows
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caranthir: BITCHES BE CRAZY caranthir: *casts lightning bolt*
why do our friends keep dying
felicity gives us a box, philip storms off, tanum dies again
[shad]: we go to the room & lock the door [kayla]: we don't have a dead body this time, it's fine! [kayla]: for once
rite of passage
ireth turns into coins, havi & dahlia get trapped, jojo surfs on sand
[emily]: i have message!!! i can send it to someone i'm familiar with [shad]: *gasps* we're friends!!!!! [ben]: who would you like to send the message to? [shad]: we're friends!!!!! [emily]: joaquin
dwarf/drow war
shad cries, jojo & ireth fight over an ax, tanum grows a tree
[kayla]: did he do anything but grow a tree and get us wet? [emily]: THAT'S ALL HE DID [emily]: if he had done it in the reverse order he could've at least helped the tree grow
enter: jamal
caranthir realizes his destiny, tanum cooks breakfast, everyone jumps in a hole
tanum: *grabs havi's hand* havi: tanum: well ... it's the thing to do, i guess! havi: JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE JUMPS INTO A PIT DOESN'T MEAN--