charmed the pants off him

mr. graves gets a letter, bishop steals pants, talmage lights up

luci: is he like your ... babysitter?
luci: he sounds like ... a nanny? is he your nanny?
rocco: that's not--
luci: butler? but like, in charge of you
rocco: he's like a nanny, but he's really good at, like, kung-fu fighting and stuff
luci: ... a ninja nanny
talmage: ... a bodyguard?
rocco: he's a bodyguard! he's my bodyguard.
rocco: ... that makes me sound like a little bit of a baby and a loser

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cats can’t use doors

we struggle with doors, cast zone of truth, find a disaster

raja: can you use your wings? the wings that got us into trouble in the first place?
bishop: my wings didn't get ANY of us into trouble
raja: your wings got ALL of us into trouble
talmage: your wings very specifically got me arrested
rocco: both of us!
bishop:
bishop: *activates his wings*

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breaching the wall

bishop flies, we play children’s card games, rocco punches a bird

[ashley]: it's not THAT hard to juggle
[ashley]: i can juggle
[shad]: of course you can 
[shad]: & you can make BALLOON animals GO TO THE FUCKING CIRCUS ASHLEY

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