raja dreams, rocco prays, bishop fucks up
[dee]: i mean thus far we have a 20% chance of poison and a 10% chance of mayonnaise [emily]: mayonnaise is a form of poison [ashley]: IT IS
there are two dragons. you are gay
raja goes for a swim, rocco chokes on pickles, luci says goodbye
talmage: i'm just saying it's like, it's gold ... it's gold, right? bishop: do you want me to just carry it out in my hands? rocco: i have a jar of pickles if somebody wants to eat 'em really fast! talmage: do you??? rocco: do you want some pickles? talmage: to replace that jar with liquid gold? yes, i will eat a thousand pickles. bishop: we don't have to eat the pickles, we can dump the pickles out
one in a million
rocco goes super saiyan, bishop remembers a friend, talmage receives an order
luci: i have a question first. luci: am i a sphinx? bishop: no, you're twinky luci: i think it's a valid ques-- whAT luci: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME
the blood of 14 beetles
luci is bored and therefore a public menace, bishop makes friends, talmage practices normal magic in a normal way
rocco: are you sure you're not like, part cat? bishop: no. rocco: are you a cat god? bishop: i am not a cat, and i am not a god. cat: *PURRING LOUDLY* bishop: this cat is very loud in my ear.
glorified babysitter
talmage finds an old friend, rocco has an assassin babysitter, luci gets knifed
rocco: i named him sparkles because his eyes reflect the moonlight :) graves: would you like to see. *pulls out his wallet* graves: this one ... is sparkles.
charmed the pants off him
mr. graves gets a letter, bishop steals pants, talmage lights up
luci: is he like your ... babysitter? luci: he sounds like ... a nanny? is he your nanny? rocco: that's not-- luci: butler? but like, in charge of you rocco: he's like a nanny, but he's really good at, like, kung-fu fighting and stuff luci: ... a ninja nanny talmage: ... a bodyguard? rocco: he's a bodyguard! he's my bodyguard. rocco: ... that makes me sound like a little bit of a baby and a loser
cats can’t use doors
we struggle with doors, cast zone of truth, find a disaster
raja: can you use your wings? the wings that got us into trouble in the first place? bishop: my wings didn't get ANY of us into trouble raja: your wings got ALL of us into trouble talmage: your wings very specifically got me arrested rocco: both of us! bishop: bishop: *activates his wings*
breaching the wall
bishop flies, we play children’s card games, rocco punches a bird
[ashley]: it's not THAT hard to juggle [ashley]: i can juggle [shad]: of course you can [shad]: & you can make BALLOON animals GO TO THE FUCKING CIRCUS ASHLEY