{"id":5312,"date":"2014-02-17T17:57:03","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T23:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emifail.com\/ocs\/?p=5312"},"modified":"2021-12-27T00:25:26","modified_gmt":"2021-12-27T06:25:26","slug":"the-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emifail.com\/ocs\/qdnd\/the-wedding","title":{"rendered":"THE WEDDING"},"content":{"rendered":"

description<\/em><\/p>\n

joaquin<\/b>: you're trying to help the wedding and not sabotage it?\r\nireth<\/b>: i could help with that!\r\n[emily<\/b>]: or you could kill him!<\/pre>\n
<\/p>\n
we arrive at quarmar. jojo seeks out the church of pelor to ask about the wedding. he finds out lia is there in the building and goes to find her. she asks him to help her find her “something old, new, borrowed, and blue” – also to check on the catering.<\/p>\n
ireth chastises jojo for agreeing to help lia plan her wedding. havi<\/b> leaves to sell his giant diamond, receiving 25 smaller diamonds worth around 500g each. ireth sells some things.<\/p>\n
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jojo and joaquin visit the caterer, a tree person named misty. she says she won’t have the order completed in time for the wedding because she won’t be able to collect the ingredients in time. jojo begrudgingly offers to help collect the mountain cane sugar that she needs.<\/p>\n
we check into an inn.<\/p>\n
joaquin<\/b>: you're trying to help the wedding and not sabotage it?\r\nireth<\/b>: i could help with that!\r\n[emily<\/b>]: or you could kill him!<\/pre>\n
havi<\/strong> gives philip back the book be borrowed from him. joaquin and havi<\/strong> go shopping again – they buy a box to keep all their diamonds in.<\/p>\n
[emily<\/strong>]: we're bonding, this is how we bond\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: here's some\u00a0money<\/pre>\n
joaquin buys caranthir a +1 ac necklace. he wants to know who else is attending the wedding. we check out the other inn – the only name joaquin recognizes on the ledger is “clinto callowhat”, room 303. jojo wants to know what the groom is like and decides to go back to the church and ask the priest, who directs us to chad’s estate. havi<\/strong> casts message<\/i> to joaquin.<\/p>\n
havi<\/b>: is he okay with all this?\r\njoaquin<\/b>: jojo?\r\nhavi<\/b>: yeah\r\njoaquin<\/b>: no. it's just funny<\/pre>\n
we find out chad, lia’s fianc\u00e9, is like … SUPER rich, and kind of a dick.<\/p>\n
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we hunt down the ingredients. jojo attempts to talk to lia again, but he can’t find her anywhere.<\/p>\n
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skip to the wedding day. the group is heading to the church when tanum runs to catch up with us. 1:32:30<\/p>\n
tanum<\/b>: *WHEEZE* ARE YOU GUYS *WHEEZE* HEADED TO THE WEDDING\r\nhavi<\/b>: yes? are you okay?<\/pre>\n
havi awkwardly asks tanum how he looks in his dress – he’s really self-conscious about it. tanum takes havi by the elbow and leads him away from the group.<\/p>\n
tanum<\/b>: i know it's probably really weird for you being is different body\r\ntanum<\/b>: and i've been trying to find a way to--\r\ntanum<\/b>: but. you do look really really nice\r\nhavi<\/b>: okay ...\r\ntanum<\/b>: and i'm not just-- you look really<\/i> nice\r\nhavi<\/b>:<\/pre>\n
jojo goes to find lia. shad cries. jojo asks to talk to her privately.<\/p>\n
jojo<\/b>: OKAY SO. this is going to come across as extremely bad timing\r\njojo<\/b>: and i've been trying to find you ALL WEEK and\r\njojo<\/b>: it might come off as a little selfish BUT I FEEL LIKE it needs to be said before-- like i'm not trying to change your mind--\r\nlia<\/b>: what<\/i>.\r\njojo<\/b>: ah, it's just, i-- really, like you? and\u00a0\r\njojo<\/b>: i'm just worried that you're going to get married and i'm going to lose you ah\r\njojo<\/b>: because i thought you were dead this whole time and--\r\nlia<\/b>: do you have the things i asked you to get?\r\njojo<\/b>: *hands them over* i'll, uh--\r\nlia<\/b>: get out\u00a0\r\njojo<\/b>: yeah\r\njojo<\/b>: sorry<\/pre>\n
it’s noon! wedding festivities are happening. jojo is drinking a lot, out in a hall somewhere. he’s sad.<\/p>\n
1:40:00<\/p>\n
joaquin: tanum – did you find anything out, when you were out in the city?<\/p>\n
tanum: uhhhhhhh<\/p>\n
havi: we’re at a wedding<\/p>\n
joaquin: i don’t care!<\/p>\n
tanum: i called in a favor?<\/p>\n
tanum holds up a red gem.<\/p>\n
tanum: but we shouldn’t use it … in the city … because it belonged to the groom<\/p>\n
havi: TANUM<\/p>\n
tanum: i got some help from my old boss<\/p>\n
havi: who???<\/p>\n
tanum: lia<\/p>\n
havi: WHAT<\/p>\n
havi takes the gem and puts it in his box. we decide not to use it right now because it’ll be suspicious.<\/p>\n
1:42:35<\/p>\n
tanum: *approaches joaquin*<\/p>\n
tanum: *takes a long drink*<\/p>\n
tanum: how are you doing.<\/p>\n
joaquin: … i never realized how uncomfortable dresses were before?<\/p>\n
tamum: right<\/i>?<\/p>\n
joaquin: yep<\/p>\n
tanum:<\/p>\n
joaquin: are you<\/i> okay?<\/p>\n
tanum: yeah i’m fine!<\/p>\n
joaquin: no you’re not.<\/p>\n
tanum: totally fine!!!<\/p>\n
joaquin: *takes tanum’s glass*<\/p>\n
joaquin: it’s going to be long day – you don’t\u00a0wanna embarrass<\/i> yourself.<\/p>\n
tanum: i mean, i can’t do that<\/i> again<\/p>\n
[jay]: tanum is so wasted and it’s not even noon<\/p>\n
joaquin: … what happened?<\/p>\n
tanum: tell ya what!! talk to me at about 2 or 3 o’clock and maybe i’ll be able to tell you!!!<\/p>\n
joaquin: you and havi.<\/p>\n
tamum: UHHHH what?<\/p>\n
joaquin: yes?<\/p>\n
tanum: WHAT<\/p>\n
tanum: we had a thing<\/p>\n
tanum: and it was, uh,\u00a0well, we didn’t have a thing<\/p>\n
i had a thing, and he didn\u2019t<\/p>\n
and then i kissed him<\/p>\n
snd then we stopped talking<\/p>\n
and then he left! and so i uhhhh ruined our friendship<\/p>\n
so that\u2019s me being the worst friend<\/p>\n
joaquin: you didn\u2019t ruin your friendship<\/p>\n
tanum: oh i didn\u2019t? fine o<\/p>\n
clint bursts in and starts doing wedding things. he says a speech and then asks the bride to step forward. nothing happens. clint excuses himself.<\/p>\n
joaquin asks jojo what\u2019s happening. jojo explains their conversation earlier. clint asks joaquin where lia went – joaquin says she probably booked it. clint is heading back home – asks if he\u2019ll see joaquin back at home in a few days.<\/p>\n
clint makes an announcement that the wedding has been canceled.<\/p>\n
caranthir: is the reception still on?<\/p>\n
clint: well<\/p>\n
clint: i didn\u2019t pay for it<\/p>\n
chad is distressed. we notice he is wearing a necklace that is missing a gem. havi keeps drinking. jojo goes for a walk out the back door. he finds lia, who is crying.<\/p>\n
lia: hey<\/p>\n
jojo: hey<\/p>\n
lia: *leans her head onto his shoulder*<\/p>\n
jojo: it\u2019s okay<\/p>\n
lia: you know, i\u2019m really mad at you<\/p>\n
lia: i was gonna make a lot of money!<\/p>\n
lia: this chad, piece of shit, makes a whole lotta money<\/p>\n
lia: *puts her arm around jojo*<\/p>\n
lia: we can get money other places, right?<\/p>\n
jojo: yeah, we can<\/p>\n
lia: *pushes jojo so he\u2019s facing her*<\/p>\n
lia: you are an oaf<\/p>\n
lia: and you are worse at expressing yourself than i am<\/p>\n
lia: *kisses him*<\/p>\n
lia: listen<\/p>\n
lia: you know i\u2019m not good at this.<\/p>\n
lia: yeah, okay, we should be together<\/p>\n
lia: i have my own stuff i need to deal with. but i want to deal with it … with you?<\/p>\n
lia: come with me.<\/p>\n
lia looks up to the roof and whistles. they see lindsay put away her rifle.<\/p>\n
jojo agrees to go with lia, but wants to talk to the group first. she asks him to meet her by the fountain in an hour.<\/p>\n
joaquin: you find her?<\/p>\n
jojo: yeah uh. lia wants me to go with her<\/p>\n
joaquin:<\/p>\n
joaquin: you gonna go with her?<\/p>\n
joko: i mean, yeah?<\/p>\n
joaquin: i mean. if you want to, whatever<\/p>\n
jojo: i think i mean because you guys have it covered, right? and we can meet up again somewhere else, where are you going after this?<\/p>\n
joaquin: clint … that idiot, is here. he … wants me to go say hi to him<\/p>\n
jojo: in litor?<\/p>\n
joio gives joaquin a big hug.<\/p>\n
tanum: jojo<\/p>\n
tanum: can\u2019t find lia<\/p>\n
jojo tells tanum he\u2019s going to run off with lia<\/p>\n
tanum: that is the sweetest thing i\u2019ve ever heard<\/p>\n
you are going to make her so happy<\/p>\n
tanum gifts jojo a ribbon, explaining it has a backstory and he should ask lia about it. jojo gives him a big hug.<\/p>\n
jojo: you\u2019re a really cool dude<\/p>\n
tanum: you\u2019re<\/i> a really cool dude!!!<\/p>\n
jojo: you need to talk to havi<\/p>\n
jojo finds caranthir and ireth, saying he\u2019s going \u201caway\u201d for a little while, but meet up with them in litor. he hugs them.<\/p>\n
jojo finds havi at the bar.<\/p>\n
jojo: havi i know we\u2019re really good frirnds<\/p>\n
havi: okay?<\/p>\n
jojo: you\u2019re a really good cleric and you\u2019ve helped me a whole lot and you\u2019re really important to the group and i hope that you guys continue to not die<\/p>\n
havi: thanks?<\/p>\n
jojo goes to leave, but joaquin stops him.<\/p>\n
koaquin: jojo, you\u2019re a really good friend<\/p>\n
and im<\/p>\n
i\u2019m scared? but when we meet up again, i hope i can be as good of a person as you guys think i am<\/p>\n
jojo: you\u2019re already there<\/p>\n
joko goes to the fountain, but no one is there. he feels a tap on his shoulder.<\/p>\n
lia: are we gonna do this?<\/p>\n
jojo: uh huh<\/p>\n
[ben]: give me your character sheet<\/p>\n
shad cries. A LOT<\/p>\n
joaquin backhands havi.<\/p>\n
havi: WHAT THE HELL<\/p>\n
jolo: look at me: you\u2019re an asshole<\/p>\n
havi. EXCUSE ME<\/p>\n
joaquin: your friend has been talking to me about a lot of stuff i didn\u2019t REALLY need to know, and you<\/p>\n
tanum: LISTEN TO ME HERE<\/p>\n
tanum: YOU LOOK AT ME<\/p>\n
tanum: YOURE THE CUTEST GUY IVE EVER MET<\/p>\n
havi: NO I LIKE YOU<\/p>\n
philip: my first question is<\/p>\n
have you had the cake<\/p>\n
my second is why havent<\/p>\n
joaquin goes outside 2:37:45<\/p>\n
puts pants on and breaks the crystal. shad cries about cake. tanum notices havi is a boy again – he squeezes havi\u2019s hand.<\/p>\n
tanum: havi<\/p>\n
tanum: can i give you a kiss<\/p>\n
havi: i mean, if you want to …<\/p>\n
[shad]: *hits emily*<\/p>\n
havi: *kisses tanum on the cheek*<\/p>\n
little swirls of light appear around tanum\u2019s head<\/p>\n
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