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shad cries, jojo & ireth fight over an ax,\u00a0tanum grows a tree<\/em><\/p>\n

[kayla<\/strong>]: did he do anything but grow a tree and get us wet?\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: THAT'S ALL HE DID\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: if he had done it in the reverse order he could've at least helped the tree grow<\/pre>\n
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they all landed in water. havi’s<\/strong> paper is ruined.<\/p>\n
we meet lord atsafune, king of the drow and join the drow\/dwarf war???? we literally start battle right after arriving lol. (ashley makes penny figures for everyone – tanum’s<\/strong> has a heart on it)<\/p>\n
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they join the battle. jojo considers throwing tanum<\/strong>. jojo is bloodied almost immediately.<\/p>\n
tanum’s<\/strong> magic fucks up and rains a kraft single of water onto the entire party. [x<\/a>] that’s all it does. we yell at caranthir not to cast lightning. he does it anyway<\/p>\n
a dwarf pulls out a 9 soul-stealing sword – jojo is hit with it. shad begins to cry. havi<\/strong> misses all of his attacks. shad cries more.<\/p>\n
[shad<\/strong>]: *after crying* can i double rage<\/pre>\n
tanum<\/strong> grows a tree. [x<\/a>]<\/p>\n
jojo calls dibs on a cool ax. jojo goes unconscious. the drow win! yay<\/p>\n
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ireth wants the ax jojo called dibs on. shad and kayla fight over it for like three hours<\/p>\n
havi<\/strong>: *runs to tanum and hits him over the head*\r\nhavi<\/strong>: STOP TRYING TO HELP US IN COMBAT\r\nhavi<\/strong>: BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT IT\r\ntanum<\/strong>: I'M SORRY!!! i was just trying to help ...<\/pre>\n
[kayla<\/strong>]: did he do anything but grow a tree and get us wet?\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: THAT'S ALL HE DID\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: if he had done it in the reverse order he could've at least helped the tree grow<\/pre>\n
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joaquin gets a soul-stealing sword.<\/p>\n
we find out the dwarves and drow are fighting for resources. the dwarves are attempting to create more gods so they can retaliate better.<\/p>\n
we learn about and meet felicity, dahlia’s old mentor.<\/p>\n
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philip disappears because he thinks he heard meekus’s voice. we are sad. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
we learn meekus is a spirit, not a god.<\/p>\n
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[emily<\/strong>]: do you remember when i had that vision???\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: did i notice anything about the surroundings or was it just dark\r\n[ben<\/strong>]: it was just dark\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: okay\r\n[shad<\/strong>]:\r\n[shad<\/strong>]: .....did i???\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: you weren't THERE\r\n[ben<\/strong>]: you also don't have MAGIC VISION<\/pre>\n
[emily<\/strong>]: can i do a 2nd perception check on the blood\r\n[tim<\/strong>]: do you have a microscope\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: i have a MAGNIFYING GLASS\r\n[tim<\/strong>]: that is NOT the same thing\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: YES IT IS THIS IS MEDIEVAL TIMES\r\n[emily<\/strong>]: THAT IS TOTALLY THE SAME SHIT\r\n[kayla<\/strong>]: \"wow! it's the same blood splatter ... but bigger!!!\"<\/pre>\n
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