{"id":12884,"date":"2020-11-26T10:56:31","date_gmt":"2020-11-26T16:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emifail.com\/ocs\/?p=12884"},"modified":"2021-12-27T00:23:16","modified_gmt":"2021-12-27T06:23:16","slug":"festival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emifail.com\/ocs\/cascade\/festival","title":{"rendered":"festival"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre><strong>talmage:<\/strong> so was kissing ME better than kissing hector?\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> *crosses his arms, looks away* yeah, definitely.<\/pre>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<pre><strong>talmage:<\/strong> hey, gidley wants us to tell them who our buddies are (circus buddy system)\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> so, like - us, right?\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> again?<\/pre>\n<p>(luci looks a little bit shy)<\/p>\n<pre><strong>luci:<\/strong> shit, i mean\u2014 you were being all, like, weird and stuff, i thought you didn\u2019t, like, WANT to be anymore ...\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> WH\u2014\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> WHY WOULD YOU. THINK THAT\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> well, you wouldn\u2019t even, like, LOOK at me or TALK to me all day!!\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> *speechless*\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> THAT DOESN\u2019T. MEAN\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> i mean YEAH i know we haven\u2019t really\u2014\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> I DIDN\u2019T\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> \u2014like, TALKED in a year\u2014\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> I\u2019VE LOOKED AT YOU!!\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> I\u2019M LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> okay! yeah! sure!<\/pre>\n<p>(luci hands talmage his matching crop top)<\/p>\n<pre><strong>luci:<\/strong> yeah! let\u2019s be buddies\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> *muttering* haven\u2019t looked at you ...\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> I\u2019VE BEEN LOOKING AT YOU<\/pre>\n<p>\u2014<\/p>\n<p>luci gets picked to kiss talmage in a festival game. he turns a little red &amp; walks over, waving at the audience. he sticks his head in the dark curtain where talmage is waiting to be kissed. luci can\u2019t see anything, but talmage can see that it\u2019s luci with his darkvision.<\/p>\n<p>luci sticks his hand in to try &amp; feel around for talmage\u2019s face. he looks nervous as he grabs it &amp; kisses him pretty fast, but then leans in to kiss him a second time. luci lets go, bumping his head on the way out &amp; making an \u201coof\u201d noise.<\/p>\n<p>talmage is then allowed to ask each of his friends a question in order to guess which of them kissed him.<\/p>\n<p>(luci isn\u2019t looking at talmage)<\/p>\n<pre><strong>talmage:<\/strong> so was kissing ME better than kissing hector?\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> *crosses his arms, looks away* yeah, definitely.<\/pre>\n<p>(luci still isn\u2019t looking at talmage)<\/p>\n<p>\u2014<\/p>\n<p>while doing acrobatics, bishop catches luci &amp; deposits him, bridal style, into talmage\u2019s arms. talmage\u2019s legs buckle &amp; they both crash to the ground. luci looks down at talmage underneath him.<\/p>\n<pre><strong>luci:<\/strong> shit\u2014 shit, sorry!!<\/pre>\n<p>(luci scrambles off of talmage)<\/p>\n<pre><strong>bishop:<\/strong> oh nooo :(<\/pre>\n<p>\u2014<\/p>\n<pre><strong>rocco:<\/strong> bishop, you can\u2019t just ask people if they\u2019re gay ...\r\n<strong>bishop:<\/strong> why? I\u2019M gay. SHE\u2019S gay\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> *shouting from the ground* BISHOP ARE YOU JUST NOW REALIZING THAT\r\n<strong>bishop:<\/strong> i\u2019m JUST double-checking\r\n<strong>bishop:<\/strong> YOU\u2019RE gay?\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> ... YEAH?\r\n<strong>raja:<\/strong> (to rocco)... are you?\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> I\u2019M GONNA GO GET ANOTHER DRINK<\/pre>\n<p>(luci leaves)<\/p>\n<pre><strong>bishop:<\/strong> WE LIKE BI PEOPLE TOO, LUCI<\/pre>\n<p>\u2014<\/p>\n<pre><strong>luci:<\/strong> i don\u2019t know if i\u2019m ready to talk to him (his brother ayden) quite yet ...\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> we can go do somethin\u2019 else!\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> YEAH, let\u2019s go\u2014 let\u2019s go do something else, just us<\/pre>\n<p>talmage &amp; luci visit a squirt gun game. luci pulls out a foreign gold coin.<\/p>\n<pre><strong>luci:<\/strong> *whispering* talmage! can i see one of your, um. your silvers\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> what, do you have TOO much money?\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> LOOK, the problem is money doesn\u2019t really match here because my allowance doesn\u2019t really match\u2014 i didn\u2019t think of it before i came here\u2014\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> did you just say ALLOWANCE\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> whatever, i\u2019ve never had one before!!\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> from your DAAAD\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> *defensively* yeah??\r\n\r\nthey play a round of the game. talmage wins. they agree to play again. for the second game, talmage cuts the zip-tie holding the squirt gun in place &amp; turns it on luci, squirting him with water.<\/pre>\n<pre><strong>luci:<\/strong> ah! hey!! hey!!!<\/pre>\n<p>luci tries turning his squirt gun the same way, but it doesn\u2019t work. they\u2019re both smiling &amp; laughing.<\/p>\n<pre><strong>luci:<\/strong> fuck you!!!\r\n<strong>employee:<\/strong> hey, can you, like ... fix that when you\u2019re done ... like, i don\u2019t really care THAT much for you to flirt with your boyfriend, but ...\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> *flustered* fine, fine!! i\u2019ll fix it<\/pre>\n<p>(luci looks away from talmage)<\/p>\n<p>talmage fixes the squirt gun &amp; they start heading back to the group.<\/p>\n<pre><strong>talmage:<\/strong> you\u2019re REALLY easy to read, you know\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> what do you mean??\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> i\u2019m not a BOOK\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> i HEARD you hit your fuckin\u2019 head\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> i knew it was YOU\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong>\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> FUCK! damn it!\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> fuck you! well\u2014 you know\u2014 whatever! it was, like\u2014 we drew STRAWS, and, like, whatever, and stuff\u2014\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> AND LIKE I SAID, i\u2019m a pretty good kisser, you know??\r\n<strong>talmage:<\/strong> i mean yeah it was GOOD, but that wasn\u2019t for real. it was just a game\r\n<strong>luci:<\/strong> yeah HA HA it wasn\u2019t real!<\/pre>\n<p>(luci starts walking away)<\/p>\n<pre><strong>talmage:<\/strong> but next time, it\u2019ll be for real<\/pre>\n<p>(luci stops &amp; turns around, wide-eyed)<\/p>\n<pre><strong>luci:<\/strong> ... sure! okay!<\/pre>\n<p>(luci runs off)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>talmage: so was kissing ME better than kissing hector? 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